“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”
However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.
Source : http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/
the farcebook end is smart, dropping out of the race before the pack runs you down is not too stupid. the freedon of speech issue on one website places the world class mafia who runs the political charade at a disadvantage. the vast number of common people aware of them writing " Truth " about them and their control over our financial structure, political/legal agendas, academuc share structure, attempt at a one world power, their one brand economy, international status.
ReplyDeleteTheir age, computer unawareness allowed facebook a short education in reality to the common man, unconsidered, and places their demise an upcoming event, SOONER as can be witnessed where dictators were less concealed than in the USA, are falling like flys
their ending farcebook, an accident, may give them a bit longer, and will lead to more and more attempts to censor information on the internet. they probably believe thay can pay and make it go away. being a rather large, loose knit ganag of commercial criminals, engaging in law, and fashion, men fueked by lust and greed are little different from other gangs of anarchy emerging in response to their concealed nobility, thinking themselves, hiding behind title, deed, and fashion, when now in a real age of transparanct, they are as strong as their weakest member, and as smart as the biggest idiot.
The information revolution, invisable, unstoppable, using the virtually unlimitd broadband as a weapon of " Truth ", their eminent destruction.
Time changes all things, as the One Book elevates our literacy by magnitudes, their old ways of legal enslavement, theft, embezzlement, deceit in all forms of criminality, or disrespect, will be exposed, and come to an end---one way or another